The 78th Annual Academy Awards

D: Maybe we should explain to the folks at home how we met
R: OK!
D: It was 1963
D: You'd just been asked to dance by the captain of the ship
D: I watched you from afar
D: The longing in my heart, matched only by the fire in my loins
R: Are you writing bad romance novels again?
D: My pen name is Catherine L. Cockerby
R: Oh, and p.s. - can't wait for the Oscars!
R: So excited!!

Freddy Prince Jr

R: I can see Freddy's tushy!
D: Cool huh?
R: I want to bite it!!!
D: I want to buy him a good pair of formal pants and help him get dressed
R: Really?
D: No
D: I want to bite his tushy too

Gary Dourdan

D: Do you know what CSI stands for?
R: Cute Studly
R: Um...
D: Quickly...
R: Individual!
D: Very good

James Marsden

R: That's my friend
D: James Marsden is your friend?
R: Well, I know him
R: He slept with Kirsten
D: That's totally libelous!
R: I know, cool huh?

Hayden Christensen

D: You know which actor should get an Oscar?
D: Hayden Christensen
R: Actors shouldn't get an Academy Award just because you're sweet on them
D: see that's where you and I are very different