Jason Schwartzman

R: I've had it with men
D: What did Mike do now?
R: Don't think I've forgotten that you're one of them buster!

Tom Cruise

D: Behold! The many hair styles of a special secret agent
R: They all look the same to me
R: Except the pic where he has long hair

Jesse Spencer

R: It's Billy!
D: I thought his name was Jesse
R: He's Billy on Neighbours
D: I thought he was an actor on House?
R: No he is
R: But he was on a soap
R: As Billy
R: But his real name is Jesse
D: My brain hurts