Matt Damon

R: I once had such a big crush on Matt
R: It hurt to look at him
D: He's getting old lookin'
R: He'll always be perfect to me

Mike Vogel

R: He reminds me of a guy I went to Bible camp with
D: You went to Bible Camp?
R: Only so I could kiss Blake Johnson behind the prayer room
D: Johnson - hehe

Models are just Actors who don't Act

R: Hang on! These guys aren't actors!
D: Yes they are
R: No, they're catwalk models!
D: River, River, River, they're actors I promise
R: Name one thing they've been in then
D: That third one is oscar winning actor Jim Broadbent
R: This is just an excuse to post pictures of models isn't it?
D: I bet some of them do so act!

Kevin Zegers

D: How's that boyfriend of yours?
R: Mike? He's okay
D: You probably shouldn't use his real name on here
R: Oh it's fine
R: He doesn't even know how to turn on the computer
R: Let alone what a blog is
D: Just don't come crying to me when he Google's himself and finds you lusting after Kevin Zegers
R: I'm not lusting after Kevin Zegers
R: Kevin Zegers looks kinda funny
R: Like the Cheshire Cat

Brian Geraghty

D: He looks like a corn fed, early riser kinda actor guy
R: His name is Brian Geraghty
R: And he's a surfer when he's not in feature films
R: Like Jarhead & When a Stranger Calls
D: Is he single?
R: It doesn't say
D: Interesting...