Kevin Zegers

D: How's that boyfriend of yours?
R: Mike? He's okay
D: You probably shouldn't use his real name on here
R: Oh it's fine
R: He doesn't even know how to turn on the computer
R: Let alone what a blog is
D: Just don't come crying to me when he Google's himself and finds you lusting after Kevin Zegers
R: I'm not lusting after Kevin Zegers
R: Kevin Zegers looks kinda funny
R: Like the Cheshire Cat