Anthony Stewart Head

D: Anthony Head Stewart is going to play Elton John in a new ABC sitcom
R: Giles looks very pleased
D: I love this - they obviously had Elton shouting down the phone and had to print this retraction:

In paragraph 2, please read, "The project revolves around a fictitious, popular rock star..." instead of "The project revolves around an over-the-hill gay rock star..."

R: Over the hill!
D: Elton must have flipped his wig when he read that