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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Goodbye! - oh, and Josh Hartnett

D: So we've decided to close down Actor Crush
R: Blame me
R: It's my fault
R: I'm never online!
D: No
D: I blame the actors
D: Have any of them emailed us to say how much they like the blog?? Huh?
R: Ryan Phillipe's agent mailed us and asked us if we could post his pictures
R: She sounded really desperate
D: Anyway, we're done
R: Bye! Thanks!
D: Come over to The Pretty Boys Club if you miss me!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Jay Hernandez

D: Hi
R: Hi!
R: I thought you'd given up on me!
D: How could I do that
R: What's wrong?
D: Wha?
R: My woman's intuition is flaring up
R: It's like spidey sense but with tampons
D: Gross

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Rob Lowe

R: Sorry!
R: Sorry!
R: I've been so busy!
R: But that's no excuse!
R: Forgive me?
R: How is it going with Ford??
R: Tell me everything!!!!
R: Damien?

Monday, July 17, 2006

Jason Lewis

R: Jason Lewis is sure stretching that grin out
D: The botox must have finally worn off
R: So I heard your date with Ford went well
D: Is that what he said?
R: Maybe
D: What aren't you telling me?
D: And there goes any sense of mystery...

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Kip Pardue

D: I can't decide if Kip Pardue is a brunette, blond, or a red head?
R: So Ford asked me to ask you if you'd like to go for a drink on Friday?
D: Shhh, I'm deciding
R: He rock climbs
D: And?
R: He could probably lift you up with one hand and throw you across the room
R: Without breaking a sweat
D: Tell him I'll pick him up at 8

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Justin Chambers

D: I'd like to see his anatomy!
D: Did you hear me, I'd like to see his anatomy
R: I heard you
R: You just said that about Patrick Dempsey last week
D: What are you, my biographer?

Monday, July 10, 2006

Chris Pine

R: I think its very interesting how Gabe goes away
R: And suddenly you're chatting with me
D: I just wanted to show you Chris Pine's smouldering good looks
D: And say a big ups to my best girl
R: Best girl
R: Can I have that in writing?

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Jason Behr

R: So spill
D: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
R: Hang on, let me get a cushion

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Marlon Brando

R: I didn't think you'd be so pleased about Ford
R: What aren't you telling me?
D: Oh it's nothing
R: What are you plotting?
D: No
D: I lost my virginity to a deaf guy
R: I thought you lost your virginity to Dairy Queen Pete?
D: Well, technically Pete lost his virginity to me...
R: Is that so?
R: I didn't know you had it in you
R: Or Pete had it in him for that matter

Friday, June 23, 2006

Gael Garcia Bernal

R: Oh you're on
D: What's up?
R: There's a friend of my friend Lisa who I think you might like!!!
R: He's called Ford
R: Isn't that a sexy name?
R: And he's 25
R: + single
R: + cute
D: + what's wrong with him?
R: Nothing
R: OK, he's a little hard of hearing
D: Deaf huh?
D: Interesting...

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Naveen Andrews

R: I think Naveens lovely
R: No - beautiful
R: I could see us being happy together
R: We would have beautiful mocha latte babies
R: I'd thread beads in his hair
D: Usually I cut you down right about now
D: But I'm going to let you have this little fantasy River
R: Oh good!!
R: You can come over
R: And we'll all play charades and drink cheap red wine out of mugs