James McAvoy

D: So a funny thing happened today
D: It was h.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s.
D: Like a SNL sketch - this guy was eating a bage
R: I know what you're trying to do
D: What?
R: You want to make me feel better
D: No I'm
D: I'm just, you know, conversationalizing

D: Fine, I'll show myself out
R: No
R: I'm ready
R: Tell me your funny thing

Aaron Stanford

*River is online*
D: Hey Babycakes
D: How's single life?
*River is offline*

D: Real clever Damien
D: Real clever