Karl Urban

D: Do you want to be famous?
R: I think I'd like to be Reese Witherspoon famous
D: You know
D: For a small fee
D: That can be arranged

Alejo Sauras

D: Ring a ding ding
D: Who's mister pouty?
R: A Spanish actor called Alejo Sauras
D: Why is he all frowny?
R: He isn't sure if his lip gloss matches his red top
D: He he he
D: That was pretty good for you
R: Wiseguy