Jason Behr

R: So spill
D: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
R: Hang on, let me get a cushion

Marlon Brando

R: I didn't think you'd be so pleased about Ford
R: What aren't you telling me?
D: Oh it's nothing
R: What are you plotting?
D: No
D: I lost my virginity to a deaf guy
R: I thought you lost your virginity to Dairy Queen Pete?
D: Well, technically Pete lost his virginity to me...
R: Is that so?
R: I didn't know you had it in you
R: Or Pete had it in him for that matter