James Franco

D: What do you think of James Franco?
R: I think he's handsome in a boyish way
R: Why?
D: Oh I have a theory
D: That he's been genetically created to appeal to women of a certain...
R: Certain what?
D: A certain... makeup
R: There's a put down in there somewhere but dang if I'm going to waste my time finding it

Kevin Zegers

D: I finally got around to watching TransAmerica
D: And I am in love with Kevin Zegers
D: In. Love.
D: I even got sent nekkid pics of Simon Rex by some kind readers
D: And not even that could cloud my love for Evin
R: Kevin
D: Whatever

Simon Rex

R: I call this Simon Rex and various degrees of plunging neckline
D: You are like, so arty