Takeshi Kaneshiro

R: Takeshi Kaneshiro is a half Taiwanese, half Japanese actor
R: Who was in House of Flying Daggers and Hero
R: And he looks so cute asleep in that first photo!
D: He's all worn out from our rampant love making last night

Adam Brody

D: My crush on Adam is fading
R: Why?
D: He's not really homosexual enough for my liking

Robert Pattinson

R: You never came to visit me in Melbourne
D: It's a long way
D: And I'm allergic to air travel
R: Oh yeah
R: I forgot you're a plane puker

Jake Gyllenhaal (& friend)

D: Do you miss Melbourne?
R: I miss my friends
R: Hi Stacey!! Hi Linda!! Hi Jackie!!
R: Love you!!!!!!!!
D: Ugh

More Ryan Carnes

D: Ryan Carnes is so hot
D: And I just happen to have a few nekkid pics of him
D: So email me if you want me to send them to you
D: Man, I'm such a giver
D: Give, give, give...