Jonathan Rhys-Myers

D: Sexy or sissy?
R: Um, sexy
R: No sissy
R: No sexy
R: Can he be both?

Russel Crowe

R: I like a man in short trousers
D: What's that in his poking in his pocket I wonder?
R: Probably his Oscar
D: Oscar huh?
D: I have a pet name for my fiddly bits too
D: Want me to tell you it?
R: No!!!

Jon Voight & James Franco

R: My sister knows someone who went to school with James Franco
D: Your sister is such a liar
R: She is not
D: Your sister once told me she had a locket of Billy Zane's hair
R: What? She does!

Scott Speedman

R: I'm not sure I like this Underworld Scott Speedman
R: I liked him better when he was all cute and Felicity-ee
R: Things change, I guess, people change
R: I've moved on from Felicity
R: So why shouldn't Scott?

D: Yeah, ok - but seriously, can we get a puppy??

Chris Evans

R: I have a real soft spot for Chris Evans
D: Yeah, it's called your vagina
R: Gross!!

Eric McCormack

R: Goodbye Will!
D: Where's he going?
R: They cancelled Will & Grace
D: Oh I see
D: Goodbye Will!!!

D: Can we get a puppy now?

Matthew Goode

D: What book is Matthew holding up?
R: I think it's the script of his next film
D: Well it can't be any worse than Chasing Liberty