Texas Battle

R: Texas Battle is the best name ever
R: He's in the new Final Destination movie
D: I want to be called Daddy Alabama from now on
R: Alright then
R: "Daddy"
D: Actually River, you can still call me sir

Jesse Metcalfe

R: Mike made me breakfast in bed!
R: That is so sweet for him!
R: The cereal was all soggy
R: And the coffee was
D: River, what is the title of this blog?
R:
R: Actor Crush
D: that's right, it doesn't say "River's boring personal stories" does it?
R:
R: You can be mean to me if you want
R: I don't mind
R: Mike made me toast and jelly

Heath Ledger

R: Sometimes when I'm kissing Mike, I pretend it's Heath
D: That's funny
D: Because when I'm kissing Mike, I pretend he's Benicio Del Toro