Paul Bettany

R: Mike says we've grown apart
R: Which is bullhooey!!!
R: I haven't grown apart!
R: I've grown in!!!
R: I thought we were going to get married!!!
R: I thought we were going to move to Melbourne
R: And get old together
R: How the heck did he manage to "grow apart"??????
R: He never does anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: Tell me!?!??!!
D: Um, I'd like to reserve the right of no comment
R: Grrraghh!!!!!!!!!

Mike Erwin

D: Hi!
R: I'm only online to see if Mike's emailed
D: O
D: K
D: Good luck!




D: Call me!

Chris Carmack

D: So we can talk about it
D: Or not
D: Whatever you want
D: Imagine me as your own personal shrink
D: Or gay best friend
D: Or best personal shrinking gay
D: Look comedy is making this better!!
R: I'm going to die alone

Channing Tatum

D: Channing Tatum is hot!
D: Hooooooooot!!!
D: HOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: Mike and I are breaking up
D: Wha ?

D: Oh honey