Marlon Brando

R: Marlon Brando is about as cute as you can get
D: I think everyone looks good in soft focus black and white though
D: It's very flattering

Eric Bana

R: No one does romance anymore
D: What happened?
R: Nothing
R: Mike used one of my good teatowels to wipe the, you know, the... after
D: Eew!

Jensen Ackles

R: I want to be Mrs Ackles one day
D: Good luck
R: No need to be like that
D: No really, good luck
D: When you're his wife, you can take nekkid pics of him and show them to me!

Josh Holloway

R: Can you make Gabe come back?
R: I love English people
R: They're so Jane Austen
D: Yeah, well Gabe's a bit more Jane Goodall

R: I don't get it

Ryan Reynolds

D: Cut me a slice of Ryan, cos I is hungry
R: I think Mr Reynolds works on many levels
R: He has the whole goofball thing going
G: Monkeys!
R: Wha
R: Who is that?
G: Big fat monkeys!!!!
D: Gabe?
G: Ahahahhahahhaukugukk
G: MONKEYS!
D: I bet you think this is funny
G: I am the lizard Queen!!!!