Chad Michael Murray

D: Why did you go to Australia again?
R: My Dad got a job
R: And I wanted to see a koala bear
D: Ah yes
R: But mostly the Dad job thing

Chris Evans

R: So we've been friends since we were three
D: Our Moms went to school together
R: But when I was eleven we moved to Melbourne in Australia
D: I used to forget you'd gone and go over to your house
R: That's so sweet!
D: Yeah, I'm a pretty sweet guy

Heath Ledger & Jake Gyllenhaal

D: They were robbed!
D: Robbed I tells ya!!!
D: Brokeback Mountain was totally boycotted because of all the ass play
D: ROBBED!!!!
R: But Philip Seymour Hoffman won best actor for Capote
R: And that character, is a... friend of Dorothy
D: River! I don't want to hear reason when I'm ranting!!!!
R: Well, duh