The 78th Annual Academy Awards

D: Maybe we should explain to the folks at home how we met
R: OK!
D: It was 1963
D: You'd just been asked to dance by the captain of the ship
D: I watched you from afar
D: The longing in my heart, matched only by the fire in my loins
R: Are you writing bad romance novels again?
D: My pen name is Catherine L. Cockerby
R: Oh, and p.s. - can't wait for the Oscars!
R: So excited!!