Actor Crush

Goodbye! - oh, and Josh Hartnett

2006-09-07T06:25:00.000-07:00

D: So we've decided to close down Actor Crush
R: Blame me
R: It's my fault
R: I'm never online!
D: No
D: I blame the actors
D: Have any of them emailed us to say how much they like the blog?? Huh?
R: Ryan Phillipe's agent mailed us and asked us if we could post his pictures
R: She sounded really desperate
D: Anyway, we're done
R: Bye! Thanks!
D: Come over to The Pretty Boys Club if you miss me!

Jay Hernandez

2006-08-15T14:38:00.000-07:00

D: Hi
R: Hi!
R: I thought you'd given up on me!
D: How could I do that
R: What's wrong?
D: Wha?
R: My woman's intuition is flaring up
R: It's like spidey sense but with tampons
D: Gross

Rob Lowe

2006-08-12T05:49:00.000-07:00

R: Sorry!
R: Sorry!
R: I've been so busy!
R: But that's no excuse!
R: Forgive me?
R: How is it going with Ford??
R: Tell me everything!!!!
R: Damien?

Jason Lewis

2006-07-17T14:27:00.000-07:00

R: Jason Lewis is sure stretching that grin out
D: The botox must have finally worn off
R: So I heard your date with Ford went well
D: Is that what he said?
R: Maybe
D: What aren't you telling me?
R: HE THINKS YOUR CUTE!
D: And there goes any sense of mystery...

Kip Pardue

2006-07-13T12:59:00.000-07:00

D: I can't decide if Kip Pardue is a brunette, blond, or a red head?
R: So Ford asked me to ask you if you'd like to go for a drink on Friday?
D: Shhh, I'm deciding
R: He rock climbs
D: And?
R: He could probably lift you up with one hand and throw you across the room
R: Without breaking a sweat
D: Tell him I'll pick him up at 8

Justin Chambers

2006-07-11T11:29:00.000-07:00

D: I'd like to see his anatomy!
D: Did you hear me, I'd like to see his anatomy
R: I heard you
R: You just said that about Patrick Dempsey last week
D: What are you, my biographer?

Chris Pine

2006-07-10T10:15:00.000-07:00

R: I think its very interesting how Gabe goes away
R: And suddenly you're chatting with me
D: I just wanted to show you Chris Pine's smouldering good looks
D: And say a big ups to my best girl
R: Best girl
R: Can I have that in writing?

Jason Behr

2006-06-27T14:41:00.000-07:00

R: So spill
D: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
R: Hang on, let me get a cushion

Marlon Brando

2006-06-25T13:54:00.000-07:00

R: I didn't think you'd be so pleased about Ford
R: What aren't you telling me?
D: Oh it's nothing
R: What are you plotting?
D: No
D: I lost my virginity to a deaf guy
R: I thought you lost your virginity to Dairy Queen Pete?
D: Well, technically Pete lost his virginity to me...
R: Is that so?
R: I didn't know you had it in you
R: Or Pete had it in him for that matter

Gael Garcia Bernal

2006-06-23T15:22:00.000-07:00

R: Oh you're on
D: What's up?
R: There's a friend of my friend Lisa who I think you might like!!!
R: He's called Ford
R: Isn't that a sexy name?
R: And he's 25
R: + single
R: + cute
D: + what's wrong with him?
R: Nothing
R: OK, he's a little hard of hearing
D: Deaf huh?
D: Interesting...

Naveen Andrews

2006-06-22T14:54:00.000-07:00

R: I think Naveens lovely
R: No - beautiful
R: I could see us being happy together
R: We would have beautiful mocha latte babies
R: I'd thread beads in his hair
D: Usually I cut you down right about now
D: But I'm going to let you have this little fantasy River
R: Oh good!!
R: You can come over
R: And we'll all play charades and drink cheap red wine out of mugs

Karl Urban

2006-06-14T15:05:00.000-07:00

D: Do you want to be famous?
R: I think I'd like to be Reese Witherspoon famous
D: You know
D: For a small fee
D: That can be arranged

Alejo Sauras

2006-06-13T15:01:00.000-07:00

D: Ring a ding ding
D: Who's mister pouty?
R: A Spanish actor called Alejo Sauras
D: Why is he all frowny?
R: He isn't sure if his lip gloss matches his red top
D: He he he
D: That was pretty good for you
R: Wiseguy

Jared Padalecki

2006-06-06T15:09:00.000-07:00

R: Well
R: I'm about done talking about Mike and me
R: If my Mother rings one more time
R: I think I'm going scream
R: I want to know about you
R: and what's fun
R: What do young fun single people do these days?
D: Um
D: Blog about movie stars they don't have a gnats chance of ever meeting mostly

R: I think I'm going to call my Mother

Jim Caviezel

2006-06-01T15:33:00.000-07:00

R: Do you know that Jim Caviezel was struck by lightening
R: Twice on the set of the Passion...
D: Figures
D: He doesn't look too smart in that second pic

Wentworth Miller

2006-05-30T15:48:00.000-07:00

D: Go on
R: It feels weird
D: Try
R: OK
R: Wentworth Miller
R: I care greatly for your beautiful bone structure
D: That's my girl

James McAvoy

2006-05-23T09:42:00.000-07:00

D: So a funny thing happened today
D: It was h.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s.
D: Like a SNL sketch - this guy was eating a bage
R: I know what you're trying to do
D: What?
R: You want to make me feel better
D: No I'm
D: I'm just, you know, conversationalizing

D: Fine, I'll show myself out
R: No
R: I'm ready
R: Tell me your funny thing

Aaron Stanford

2006-05-22T12:55:00.000-07:00

*River is online*
D: Hey Babycakes
D: How's single life?
*River is offline*

D: Real clever Damien
D: Real clever

Paul Bettany

2006-05-20T11:42:00.000-07:00

R: Mike says we've grown apart
R: Which is bullhooey!!!
R: I haven't grown apart!
R: I've grown in!!!
R: I thought we were going to get married!!!
R: I thought we were going to move to Melbourne
R: And get old together
R: How the heck did he manage to "grow apart"??????
R: He never does anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: Tell me!?!??!!
D: Um, I'd like to reserve the right of no comment
R: Grrraghh!!!!!!!!!

Mike Erwin

2006-05-17T14:26:00.000-07:00

D: Hi!
R: I'm only online to see if Mike's emailed
D: O
D: K
D: Good luck!

D: Call me!

Chris Carmack

2006-05-16T15:55:00.000-07:00

D: So we can talk about it
D: Or not
D: Whatever you want
D: Imagine me as your own personal shrink
D: Or gay best friend
D: Or best personal shrinking gay
D: Look comedy is making this better!!
R: I'm going to die alone

Channing Tatum

2006-05-15T13:29:00.000-07:00

D: Channing Tatum is hot!
D: Hooooooooot!!!
D: HOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: Mike and I are breaking up
D: Wha ?

D: Oh honey

Ben Foster

2006-05-10T15:18:00.000-07:00

R: I'm enjoying the white wings angelic Ben Foster
R: Over the psycho axe Ben Foster
D: Could I have them both together?

Jason Schwartzman

2006-05-05T15:19:00.000-07:00

R: I've had it with men
D: What did Mike do now?
R: Don't think I've forgotten that you're one of them buster!

Tom Cruise

2006-05-04T15:25:00.001-07:00

D: Behold! The many hair styles of a special secret agent
R: They all look the same to me
R: Except the pic where he has long hair

Jesse Spencer

2006-05-03T15:12:00.000-07:00

R: It's Billy!
D: I thought his name was Jesse
R: He's Billy on Neighbours
D: I thought he was an actor on House?
R: No he is
R: But he was on a soap
R: As Billy
R: But his real name is Jesse
D: My brain hurts

Nicholas Brendon

2006-04-25T15:12:00.000-07:00

R: I miss Xander
R: I hope Nicholas Brendon is having fun spending his Buffy money

Ryan Phillipe

2006-04-24T13:12:00.000-07:00

R: Look!
R: Ryan Phillipe has hit puberty!
D: My my my
D: He has whiskers on his chinses

Marc-Andre Grondin

2006-04-23T09:33:00.000-07:00

D: What language do they speak in Quebec?
R: French I think
D: Really?
R: Aha
D: Weird
R: I bet they don't think it's weird in Quebec

James Franco

2006-04-21T15:40:00.000-07:00

D: What do you think of James Franco?
R: I think he's handsome in a boyish way
R: Why?
D: Oh I have a theory
D: That he's been genetically created to appeal to women of a certain...
R: Certain what?
D: A certain... makeup
R: There's a put down in there somewhere but dang if I'm going to waste my time finding it

Kevin Zegers

2006-04-20T09:36:00.000-07:00

D: I finally got around to watching TransAmerica
D: And I am in love with Kevin Zegers
D: In. Love.
D: I even got sent nekkid pics of Simon Rex by some kind readers
D: And not even that could cloud my love for Evin
R: Kevin
D: Whatever

Simon Rex

2006-04-18T02:54:00.000-07:00

R: I call this Simon Rex and various degrees of plunging neckline
D: You are like, so arty

Wes Bentley

2006-04-12T15:52:00.000-07:00

R: Wes Bentley fell off the radar after American Beauty
D: Yeah, he's been living in my basement
D: He's plotting his comeback
D: Sometimes we hang out, and you know talk about stuff
D: Mostly I just like looking at his legs
D: Wes has him some freaky sexy legs

Eddie Cibrian

2006-04-09T13:07:00.000-07:00

D: Personally, I prefer Eddie Cibrian on an inflatable.

George Stults

2006-04-08T14:26:00.000-07:00

D: One day we're going to look back on 7th Heaven
D: And think that these were such innocent times
R: That scares me a little

Jerry O'Connell

2006-04-06T14:50:00.000-07:00

R: Tush alert!
D: Weeeewaaaaaa!!!
R: What are you doing?
D: I was raising the alarm...
D: The tush alert?
R: Oh, I see

Hugh Dancy

2006-04-05T14:03:00.000-07:00

D: Who is this fine example of manhood?
R: Hugh Dancy was in King Arthur
D: Didn't see it
R: Black Hawk Down?
D: Didn't see it
R: Ella Enchanted?
D: Oh yeah

Jesse Metcalf

2006-04-04T12:15:00.000-07:00

R: Have you and Gabe made up yet?
D: We didn't fight
R: Damien, I know what you're like
D: Whatever
D: Anyway, you could have posted over the weekend
R: No I couldn't have
R: Mike and I stayed with his Grandmother
R: She doesn't believe in the internet

Marlon Brando

2006-03-30T13:56:00.000-08:00

R: Marlon Brando is about as cute as you can get
D: I think everyone looks good in soft focus black and white though
D: It's very flattering

Eric Bana

2006-03-29T15:13:00.000-08:00

R: No one does romance anymore
D: What happened?
R: Nothing
R: Mike used one of my good teatowels to wipe the, you know, the... after
D: Eew!

Jensen Ackles

2006-03-28T14:24:00.000-08:00

R: I want to be Mrs Ackles one day
D: Good luck
R: No need to be like that
D: No really, good luck
D: When you're his wife, you can take nekkid pics of him and show them to me!

Josh Holloway

2006-03-27T11:40:00.000-08:00

R: Can you make Gabe come back?
R: I love English people
R: They're so Jane Austen
D: Yeah, well Gabe's a bit more Jane Goodall

R: I don't get it

Ryan Reynolds

2006-03-26T09:31:00.000-08:00

D: Cut me a slice of Ryan, cos I is hungry
R: I think Mr Reynolds works on many levels
R: He has the whole goofball thing going
G: Monkeys!
R: Wha
R: Who is that?
G: Big fat monkeys!!!!
D: Gabe?
G: Ahahahhahahhaukugukk
G: MONKEYS!
D: I bet you think this is funny
G: I am the lizard Queen!!!!

Brandon Routh

2006-03-23T15:28:00.000-08:00

D: Do you know that the voiceover in the Superman trailer
D: Is Marlon Brando
D: From a deleted scene from one of the earlier Superman films?
R: I don't know if I believe you
D: I don't know if I want to be your friend anymore

Patrick Dempsey

2006-03-22T13:35:00.000-08:00

R: We have two comments on our last post!
R: Two comments!!!
R: TWO!
D: Way to play it cool, Gidget

Eric Balfour

2006-03-20T12:16:00.000-08:00

R: Mike is complaining I'm spending too much time on the computer
D: Do you want me to have a word with him man to man?
R: ROTFL!
R: Man to man!!!
D: It's not that funny

Ian Somerhalder

2006-03-19T14:07:00.000-08:00

R: I have two words for Mr Somerhalder...
R: Twee - zers
D: Reeowr!

Takeshi Kaneshiro

2006-03-18T02:47:00.000-08:00

R: Takeshi Kaneshiro is a half Taiwanese, half Japanese actor
R: Who was in House of Flying Daggers and Hero
R: And he looks so cute asleep in that first photo!
D: He's all worn out from our rampant love making last night

Adam Brody

2006-03-15T15:47:00.000-08:00

D: My crush on Adam is fading
R: Why?
D: He's not really homosexual enough for my liking

Robert Pattinson

2006-03-14T15:51:00.000-08:00

R: You never came to visit me in Melbourne
D: It's a long way
D: And I'm allergic to air travel
R: Oh yeah
R: I forgot you're a plane puker

Jake Gyllenhaal (& friend)

2006-03-13T14:33:00.000-08:00

D: Do you miss Melbourne?
R: I miss my friends
R: Hi Stacey!! Hi Linda!! Hi Jackie!!
R: Love you!!!!!!!!
D: Ugh

More Ryan Carnes

2006-03-12T01:55:00.000-08:00

D: Ryan Carnes is so hot
D: And I just happen to have a few nekkid pics of him
D: So email me if you want me to send them to you
D: Man, I'm such a giver
D: Give, give, give...

Chad Michael Murray

2006-03-09T09:56:00.000-08:00

D: Why did you go to Australia again?
R: My Dad got a job
R: And I wanted to see a koala bear
D: Ah yes
R: But mostly the Dad job thing

Chris Evans

2006-03-07T15:19:00.000-08:00

R: So we've been friends since we were three
D: Our Moms went to school together
R: But when I was eleven we moved to Melbourne in Australia
D: I used to forget you'd gone and go over to your house
R: That's so sweet!
D: Yeah, I'm a pretty sweet guy

Heath Ledger & Jake Gyllenhaal

2006-03-06T14:31:00.000-08:00

D: They were robbed!
D: Robbed I tells ya!!!
D: Brokeback Mountain was totally boycotted because of all the ass play
D: ROBBED!!!!
R: But Philip Seymour Hoffman won best actor for Capote
R: And that character, is a... friend of Dorothy
D: River! I don't want to hear reason when I'm ranting!!!!
R: Well, duh

The 78th Annual Academy Awards

2006-03-03T08:09:00.000-08:00

D: Maybe we should explain to the folks at home how we met
R: OK!
D: It was 1963
D: You'd just been asked to dance by the captain of the ship
D: I watched you from afar
D: The longing in my heart, matched only by the fire in my loins
R: Are you writing bad romance novels again?
D: My pen name is Catherine L. Cockerby
R: Oh, and p.s. - can't wait for the Oscars!
R: So excited!!

Freddy Prince Jr

2006-03-02T15:45:00.000-08:00

R: I can see Freddy's tushy!
D: Cool huh?
R: I want to bite it!!!
D: I want to buy him a good pair of formal pants and help him get dressed
R: Really?
D: No
D: I want to bite his tushy too

Gary Dourdan

2006-03-01T14:11:00.000-08:00

D: Do you know what CSI stands for?
R: Cute Studly
R: Um...
D: Quickly...
R: Individual!
D: Very good

James Marsden

2006-02-28T16:06:00.000-08:00

R: That's my friend
D: James Marsden is your friend?
R: Well, I know him
R: He slept with Kirsten
D: That's totally libelous!
R: I know, cool huh?

Hayden Christensen

2006-02-27T02:29:00.000-08:00

D: You know which actor should get an Oscar?
D: Hayden Christensen
R: Actors shouldn't get an Academy Award just because you're sweet on them
D: see that's where you and I are very different

Ryan Carnes

2006-02-22T12:18:00.000-08:00

R: I'd rather have Ryan Carnes over that Jesse Metcalf boy any day

Guillaume Canet

2006-02-21T11:07:00.000-08:00

D: Brian at turlie asked if could we profile some cute french actors
R: Viola Guillaume Canet!
D: He looks familiar
D: What have I seen him in before?
R: He was in the Beach
R: And I showed you his picture, like 2 minutes ago
D: Ah yes, that'll be it

Paul Walker - Not So N@ked

2006-02-20T12:36:00.000-08:00

D: You think that's hilarious, don't you?
R: Look at the puppies!
R: Paul Walker and puppies!
D: They'll find you buried Eight Below if you're not careful
D: *shakes fist*
R: Puppies!

Paul Walker N@ked

2006-02-19T11:37:00.000-08:00

R: That's false advertising
R: He's not n@ked
R: He's shirtless
R: And fishing
D: I haven't finished yet...

D: Ta daaa!

Texas Battle

2006-02-18T05:03:00.000-08:00

R: Texas Battle is the best name ever
R: He's in the new Final Destination movie
D: I want to be called Daddy Alabama from now on
R: Alright then
R: "Daddy"
D: Actually River, you can still call me sir

Jesse Metcalfe

2006-02-14T08:23:00.000-08:00

R: Mike made me breakfast in bed!
R: That is so sweet for him!
R: The cereal was all soggy
R: And the coffee was
D: River, what is the title of this blog?
R:
R: Actor Crush
D: that's right, it doesn't say "River's boring personal stories" does it?
R:
R: You can be mean to me if you want
R: I don't mind
R: Mike made me toast and jelly

Heath Ledger

2006-02-13T12:34:00.000-08:00

R: Sometimes when I'm kissing Mike, I pretend it's Heath
D: That's funny
D: Because when I'm kissing Mike, I pretend he's Benicio Del Toro

Matt Damon

2006-02-10T15:42:00.000-08:00

R: I once had such a big crush on Matt
R: It hurt to look at him
D: He's getting old lookin'
R: He'll always be perfect to me

Mike Vogel

2006-02-09T14:36:00.000-08:00

R: He reminds me of a guy I went to Bible camp with
D: You went to Bible Camp?
R: Only so I could kiss Blake Johnson behind the prayer room
D: Johnson - hehe

Models are just Actors who don't Act

2006-02-08T14:45:00.000-08:00

R: Hang on! These guys aren't actors!
D: Yes they are
R: No, they're catwalk models!
D: River, River, River, they're actors I promise
R: Name one thing they've been in then
D: That third one is oscar winning actor Jim Broadbent
R: This is just an excuse to post pictures of models isn't it?
D: I bet some of them do so act!

Kevin Zegers

2006-02-07T13:33:00.000-08:00

D: How's that boyfriend of yours?
R: Mike? He's okay
D: You probably shouldn't use his real name on here
R: Oh it's fine
R: He doesn't even know how to turn on the computer
R: Let alone what a blog is
D: Just don't come crying to me when he Google's himself and finds you lusting after Kevin Zegers
R: I'm not lusting after Kevin Zegers
R: Kevin Zegers looks kinda funny
R: Like the Cheshire Cat

Brian Geraghty

2006-02-06T02:55:00.000-08:00

D: He looks like a corn fed, early riser kinda actor guy
R: His name is Brian Geraghty
R: And he's a surfer when he's not in feature films
R: Like Jarhead & When a Stranger Calls
D: Is he single?
R: It doesn't say
D: Interesting...

Milo Ventimiglia

2006-02-04T11:00:00.000-08:00

D: He's in Gilmore Girls right?
R: Aha
R: And he's small enough to put in your pocket!
D: If you put him in my pocket he'd...
R: Stop, stop right there
R: No more jokes about your thingumy
R: Let me have Milo
D: Oh alright
D: But now you owe me

Actor Drawings

2006-02-03T07:41:00.000-08:00

R: These drawings are so sweet
R: Yet so terrible too
R: Guess who they're supposed to be? (answers at the bottom)

R: Tom Welling / Tom Cruise (the artist is 10!) / Jake Gyllenhaal (no kidding!) / Tom Cruise again.

Ashton Kutcher

2006-02-03T01:49:00.000-08:00

D: At Actor Crush we have a certain standard
D: We're not one of those blogs who'll post pictures of an actor's zit with a pink arrow photoshopped pointing to it saying "Zit-tastic!" or something crude like that
D: Oh no
D: That sort of behaviour is totally beneath us
D: Anyway, here's a picture of Aston Kutcher sitting on the crapper (email me for the uncropped version!)

Anthony Stewart Head

2006-02-03T01:38:00.000-08:00

D: Anthony Head Stewart is going to play Elton John in a new ABC sitcom
R: Giles looks very pleased
D: I love this - they obviously had Elton shouting down the phone and had to print this retraction:

In paragraph 2, please read, "The project revolves around a fictitious, popular rock star..." instead of "The project revolves around an over-the-hill gay rock star..."

R: Over the hill!
D: Elton must have flipped his wig when he read that

Daniel Radcliff

2006-02-01T15:58:00.000-08:00

D: Is it wrong that I'm finding Daniel Radcliff increasingly attractive?
R: No of course not...
R: (rings Police)

The Academy Award Nominations

2006-01-31T15:18:00.000-08:00

Heath Ledger

Philip Seymour Hoffman

Joaquin Phoenix

David Strathairn

Terrence Howard

R: I love the Oscars
D: I know who my moneys on
D: Starts with "H" and ends in "Eath Ledger"

Jake Gyllenhaal

2006-01-30T15:01:00.000-08:00

D: Jake. Wet. And. Wild.

Vincent Cassel

2006-01-30T14:13:00.000-08:00

D: Who now?
R: Vincent Cassel is a french actor - you might have seen him in Oceans 12, but he's great, so moody and dangerous. He's in that film with Jennifer Aniston where he plays the bad guy - "Derailed". He's such a great actor. Gosh, I wish I knew french.

Michael Rosenbaum

2006-01-29T12:35:00.000-08:00

R: It's Lex!
D: Michael prefers to be called Mister Rosenbaum
R: Lex is cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon!
D: You are such a cheerleader

Jonathan Rhys-Myers

2006-01-28T12:07:00.000-08:00

D: Sexy or sissy?
R: Um, sexy
R: No sissy
R: No sexy
R: Can he be both?

Russel Crowe

2006-01-27T14:09:00.000-08:00

R: I like a man in short trousers
D: What's that in his poking in his pocket I wonder?
R: Probably his Oscar
D: Oscar huh?
D: I have a pet name for my fiddly bits too
D: Want me to tell you it?
R: No!!!

Jon Voight & James Franco

2006-01-27T12:41:00.000-08:00

R: My sister knows someone who went to school with James Franco
D: Your sister is such a liar
R: She is not
D: Your sister once told me she had a locket of Billy Zane's hair
R: What? She does!

Scott Speedman

2006-01-26T14:54:00.000-08:00

R: I'm not sure I like this Underworld Scott Speedman
R: I liked him better when he was all cute and Felicity-ee
R: Things change, I guess, people change
R: I've moved on from Felicity
R: So why shouldn't Scott?

D: Yeah, ok - but seriously, can we get a puppy??

Chris Evans

2006-01-25T14:56:00.000-08:00

R: I have a real soft spot for Chris Evans
D: Yeah, it's called your vagina
R: Gross!!

Eric McCormack

2006-01-24T14:13:00.000-08:00

R: Goodbye Will!
D: Where's he going?
R: They cancelled Will & Grace
D: Oh I see
D: Goodbye Will!!!

D: Can we get a puppy now?

Matthew Goode

2006-01-23T15:02:00.000-08:00

D: What book is Matthew holding up?
R: I think it's the script of his next film
D: Well it can't be any worse than Chasing Liberty